Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
I love how the women are all smiling and laughing.
|Anxiety:||Just calm down, everything will be fine. There is nothing to be worried about. Stop freaking out all the time.|
|Depression:||Stop being sad all the time. People out there have it worse off than you. Cheer up nothing is wrong.|
|Sexual Orientation:||It's just a phase. How can you know you are____ unless you had sexual experience.|
|Bipolar:||It's just mood swings, everyone has them.|
|Self harm:||Stop seeking attention. Stop trying to kill yourself.|
|Eating disorders:||Just eat. Stop being so picky.|
|Abuse:||Report who hurt you.|
|Suicide:||Stop being so cowardly.|
|Sexual assault:||You shouldn't have dressed like that. We were drunk, but you still said yes. You never outright said no.|
|Multiple Personality Disorder:||You are making it up. There is no such thing. They are just your imaginary friends.|
|Post Traumatic Stress Disorder:||It happened in the past, stop obsessing over it. Get over it.|
|Please never say any of these things to someone who deals with these isues. If you hear someone say something like this to you or someone else, please say something.|